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• VALENTINES

  Things I learn from the whiny bastards who gripe about Valentine’s Day:

  • Valentine’s Day is the only day out of the year when one can legally tell their partner(s) they love them, buy them presents, or take them out to a special event.
  • Valentine’s Day is the only holiday that is commercially-driven and focuses on filling up the stores with consumer products.
  • Singles Awareness Day would probably go over better if singles ever shut up long enough about their relationship status for us to become unaware of their condition.
  • HAVING FUN AND ENJOYING YOURSELF INSTEAD OF POINTLESSLY HATING ON ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR IS WRONG AND BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL STUPID (The “stop liking what I don’t like” argument)
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